Hey guys. I am so sorry! I actually have at least 3 chapters, but I have just been so stuck with this one! I keep on coming in to write it, and then I’m like “Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow” and then tomorrow hasn’t came in… two weeks. Urgh! Maybe that means you will be even more excited for this chapter? 😉
I also wanted to ask you guys what you think of my posting schedule. Do you guys like the Monday Wednesday (sometimes) Friday schedule? Would you rather me post on the weekend? Does it really matter at all? Let me know in the comments!
RECAP: Lincoln aged into an Adult, Prisha died, Sarah aged into an adult, the twins aged into toddlers, and Dixie began chewing on everything and pissing all over the house!
This is the game room. When the twins age up again, it will probably become a bedroom. But for the time being, its a place for all of their stuff!
This is their shared room. I didn’t ask if they wanted to share… I just kind of assumed.
Sasha: EW CRAP! Is my brother in that shower?
Why did you walk into the bathroom before knocking?
Zack: Urgh, awkward.
Sasha: URGH I just saw my brother naked!
You two have shared a room since you were born. This isn’t the first time.
Zack: My naked butt. I’m going to hang it over Sasha’s bed.
LOL. I’m sure she will appreciate that.
What are you eating?
Sasha: You never seen anyone eat an apple with a spoon before?
Link: Freaking kids JUST grew up and already broke the damn shower.
Link: You guys have to be more careful! I don’t have enough time to fix the shower before work.
Actually, you do.
Sasha: It is so well decorated in here!
Well thank you!
Sasha: Did you hear Zack is upstairs painting a picture of his own butt?
Link: TEHE, you’re kidding!
I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you.
Sarah: Nothing going on here! Just mother-daughter bonding. Not spending any money!
Sasha: Mom, I didn’t even know you were here.
Sarah: AHAHAHA, funny!
When Sarah said “not spending any money” what she meant was, spending $50,000 by buying the cafe/business venue. Link and Sarah have spent the most money out of every heir spouse couple I have had yet.
Sasha: OMG SOMEONE CAME TO VISIT ME!
Don’t yell at your guests. In my experience, they don’t like that.
This cutie is Lilith Pleasant’s daughter. Her dad is a Face 1, but I don’t notice many of his traits. She really looks like her mother’s side of the family.
Zack: Have you noticed that our house is super huge but most of it is for decoration? Like, we don’t even use that couch.
Dixie: I piss on that couch sometimes.
There ya go Zack. Dixie gets use out of it.
Zack: If this was my house, I would put my bedroom there so I wouldn’t be late for school every day because of the stairs!
Yes, because walking down a flight of stairs is such an OBSTACLE.
Dixie: You smell terrible.
Zack: I don’t know why you’re judging me. You’re the one who peed on my shoes last night.
Dixie: Did not.
Zack: Did so! I watched you!
Dixie: Prove it, dweeb.
Janice: My mom told me your aunt is a super big hoe and that your uncle is a loser.
Sasha: What’s a hoe? And my uncle is a surgeon. Can you be a loser and a surgeon?
Zack: I have looked far and wide for this rock.
That’s your house beside of you. I’m pretty sure that’s not considered “far and wide”.
Zack: If you don’t shut up I’m going to throw this rock at your face.
Link: *Stares so intensely at bird that he almost breaks his leg running into a wall”
Sarah: Damnit. Burnt again.
Zack: Yay! Cereal for dinner!
Link: Well honey, I’m going to go dance the night away so I can be famous.
So THAT’S how being famous works!
Sarah: I LOVE this game!
And then after they were done pillow fighting outside, they stashed the designated outdoor pillow fighting pillows in the garage.
Link: Somethings not right here.
The fact that you’re not getting more famous just by dancing is definitely fishy.
And now we know why. The venue for the opportunity randomly changed! Lincoln wasted an hour dancing in an abandoned spa for nothing. Well what are you doing, get in there!
Link: I’m nervous. This is the gungy side of town. What if there are scary people in there?
At this point, you have no choice. Get in there before I light your ass on fire.
Just as expected, no one was there. Too bad Link’s celebrity bar didn’t raise when he finished the opportunity. He really needs to meet some ACTUAL celebrities.
Ah, we will leave that chore for another day.
Link: You mean to tell me I did all this dancing for nothing? What a bunch of bull.
WAIT A MINUTE!
JUST A SECOND! I have done it! The face one’s are GONE! These two ladies are randomly generated townies. If you want to learn how to do it, HERE’S THE TUTORIAL I FOLLOWED. I’ve never been more proud of myself.
Uh… Link? That is definitely not how you do it.
And THAT is something you should only try in the safely of your bedroom with someone you love.
Link: Screw off.
Sarah: Yep, I did it.
Sarah: Well, my boss came in to tell me I got promoted today.
Sarah: He was really confused when I said I quit.
Hold that thought. You need to get out of here.
Something seriously bad is about to happen.
Sarah: Looks like a beautiful day to me. Look! There’s even a rainbow in the sky. Don’t rainbows mean good luck?
Not in your case. SKAT!
Sarah: You’re acting seriously weird right now. Is this better?
Perfect. Stay there.
Sarah: Are you causing mischief or what?
Military woman: There’s something out there! Can you see it?
Red head: Wtf are you on about.
Sarah: Good thing I got all of my valuables out of my office before I left.
What kind of valuables did you leave at work?
Sarah: I don’t know, just half of our savings.
Sarah: You can’t tell me that it wasn’t safer here than with Link.
Sarah: Since you know something bad is about to happen, shouldn’t you tell the growing crowd?
Why don’t you tell them?
Sarah: You know I’m evil.
Maybe I’m evil too. 🙂
Newscaster: And it looks like the meteor is heading right for city hall!
Sarah: DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Aren’t you gonna look?
Police officer: Huh, what a strange day it has been.
Shouldn’t you DO SOMETHING?
Old man: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!
Dreads guy: Chill, it’s definitely not.
DUCK AND ROLL!
You’re lucky I made you move, that meteor literally hit RIGHT where you were standing!
Sarah: Thank you from moving me from a fiery death to a hit and run.
Sarah: Hello you
little big shit. Trying to kill me, huh?
Sarah: Maybe next time.
When I told my boyfriend about this incident, he scolded.
“The coolest, most evil way to go out would definitely be getting hit by a meteor.”
Maybe he was right. There’s no going back now.
Zack: Well I’m glad you saved our mother from an early death!
Sasha: Hmph. Meteors are super cool. I want to almost get hit by a meteor.
Slow down there bud. You have plenty more years ahead of you to wish for death.
Dixie: You better had a good reason to take me out here.
Sasha: You’re a DOG. You’re supposed to like being outside.
Sasha: You wanna go on a walk or not?
Dixie: WALK? Why didn’t you say so earlier?
Sarah: Time to move onto my next job of child rearing!
You know, the evil trait is off putting, but the childish and workaholic traits would make the coolest teacher ever.
Sasha: Is this how it works?
It’s not a remote control, you’re supposed to HOOK it to her.
Sasha: Ohhh, like this?
Dixie: Good enough for me, let’s go!
SASHA! You’re supposed to hook it to her COLLAR! Not her friggen skin!
Sasha: A what? We don’t have one of those. This is working fine.
Please ignore the blatant animal abuse.
That’s a fancy house!
Link: So fancy, all of their upper level furniture is gray!
… Yes, of course that is a design choice.
Link: OH WTF IS THAT!
That’s your new friend!
Link: Is this real life or a stress induced lucid dream in which I will wake up with drool on my desk.
Nope this is real life. Don’t freak out now, she’s coming to talk to you.
Farie: *In a creepy, whispy, high voice. You get the picture* Helllooooo.
Link: Uh, hi.
Farie: How dare you wave at me, you three star loser.
Link: Are you allowed to be that rude when you’re so ugly. Is this even her house?
Trust me, it is. I looked. So what happened was, there were not level 5 celebrities in town. So I just went to the fanciest houses in town and made the inhabitants level 5’s. I mean, that’s not too cheaty, right? He didn’t know any of them.
Farie: You’re a director? Hilarious.
Link: Actually, I’m not really a comedy guy. I’m more of a drama, action type fellow.
Link: Wait. HELLO! I need to be your friend for the sake of my happiness!… Okay, well I’ll see you later!
Better luck next time I suppose.
You are very pompous.
Zack: How are ye, fair lady?
:,) No one has ever called me fair before!
Zack: Tis my castle, filled with books as you can see.
Too bad you never read them.
Zack: Tis became I am too busy fighting dragons on my trusty steed!
Zack: YOU THERE!
Sasha: Me where?
Sasha: RAWRRR! Come get me!
Zack: Uh, I don’t know. I don’t want to hurt you, sis.
Sasha: You’re just scared!
I would be afraid of that face, too.
Link: This show is seriously draining all of my intellect.
You didn’t have much of that to begin with.
And looking out the window to some beautiful weather once more makes me sad about the sims 4. There is just no topping this scenery.
Sasha: How is brushing you supposed to stop you from stinking?
Dixie: Stop asking questions and brush me, human slave.
Sarah: Hey hottie, what’s gotcha down?
Link: I’m not famous yet.
Sarah: Maybe you just need to make more friends.
Link: She’s weirdddd!
Sarah: Uh, maybe find a new friend?
Link: *pouts* Okay.
Link: I’m a little frazzled. A 5 star Celebrity is working at a pet store?
Well, she wasn’t meant to be a celebrity. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.
BAM! Much better!
Natasha: You’re pretty cute.
Link: Uh, no thanks. I just wanna be BFF’s.
(Listen to this song, it’s good)
And then she wouldn’t talk to him.
So he whipped out his celebrity stalker map. So he happened to wander into creepy mccreep fairy lady!
Link: Hello! I COME IN PEACE!
Fairy: You better not touch me with that hand, scum.
Link: She’ll have to like me after I use this alien technology on her!
I’m not convinced that she is a fairy. She looks WAY more green alien than Tinker Bell.
Zack: And one day I’m going to be a boa constrictor.
Sarah: You mean an orchestra conductor?
Zack: Uh, no mom. Geez.
Zack: I mean one of the guys who stands on the stage at a fancy musical!
Sarah: A boa constrictor is a snake, Zackary.
Zack: Whatever mom.
Yea, WHATEVER MOM!
Zack: Do you think mom is going to make us stay here even in the rain?
You know the answer to that question.
Sasha: FRICK! All the water made it slip out of my hands!
Zack: Sure, that’s what happened.
Sasha: MOOOM! Zack is being mean to me again!
Zack: Shut up Sasha. Mom doesn’t even care. Where is she, anyway?
Sarah: What? Face paint is awesome!
Taking after your father, eh Sash?
You’re writing a book. Your father is a writer.
Sasha: Dad writes stuff?
Seriously? What did you think he did?
Sasha: Well now I don’t want to say.
Zack: The struggle between light and dark continues.
If he gets beat by nothing, should I be worried about his stupidity or should I call a priest?
The way to anyone’s heart is rock paper scissors.
Wait, whose that in the back?
Seriously? Red head meteor girl still hasn’t taken a bath? Jesus. Townies really do have it rough. I guess if a meteor almost hit me I would be freaked out too. Maybe she need psychiatric help more than a bath.
Fairy: I suppose we shall be friends now.
Link: Jesus, you’re terrifying. I MEAN- TERRIFYINGLY BEAUTIFUL. SHEESH!
Yeaaa, that’s what you meant.
Zack: I’m not trying to boss you around, but don’t you think this chapter is long enough?
You’re probably definitely right. I am really sorry about the wait for this chapter. 1/4th of the way through, I got serious writers block. It happens every time I wait too long after playing to post! While I’m playing, the story flows in my mind! I have a caption for every picture! But after a week, I can’t friggen remember what I was thinking. BUT WE MADE IT! And I hope it was hilarious! I love you guys, I hope you had a great week!
P.S. I am working on getting the Downloads page updated. @simmer9120, I hear you! 😉 I’m also working on getting caught up with everyone else’s legacies. So I hope you all don’t mind the like spam!